What to Do If You Find Out It's a Boy Instead of a Girl After Marriage.

 Well Well Well!

You came to read this blog which means you are a boy and you have accidentally married a guy.

Before giving you the solution let me laugh on you first.

HAHAHAHAHA.........................

So, you just got married, expecting the love of your life to be your perfect dream girl but you wake up and realized ....... OH SHITTTT, IT'S A BOY! But its better to realize when you wake up. Imagine realizing during you HONEYMOON. 

Congratulations, you've just entered a plot twist straight out of a Bollywood comedy movie. 

But DON'T WORRY!

I will guide to handling this unexpected 'bro' situation like a pro😎.

•  Acceptance is Key Brother

Accept her bro, Sorry him. 

First things first, accept your fate. You may have dreamed of romantic candlelight dinner but you found her with a natural candle,  but now you’re in the midnight but you candle is not lighting!

Accept it. Life is all about surprises after all. 

• Look for escape routes

Imagine thinking of escaping when you cannot escape because you have signed the papers and the court was definitely not joking around during your marriage. 

But you can ask alimony to the court because you will be sharing all your things with you bride now. She will use your Trimmer, Shaving cream and may be underwear sometimes. 

Both of you will share "Hole wala Underwear".

But don't worry I still have a solution.

• Show your bride who you are

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If life gives you a wife who acts like a bro and basically a bro, become the bigger bro! Ok bro?

• Challenge him in video games.

• Lift more weights than him at the gym.

• Beat him in "who can trim the beard faster".

• Show him that YOU are the true alpha in the house.

• Forget about Romantic Expectations

Bro forget about romance ok. You can always kiss you cup while happy tea but don't kiss your bro like wife.

If your wife have got beard then it will poke you badly.

1. Instead of watching Romance series, start wacthing WWE. 
2. Instead of buying Fair & Lovely, start buying Fair & Handsome. 
3. Instead of buying heels for her, climb hills.

• Its not that bad if you see

Look, life isn’t all bad with a ‘husband-turned-best-buddy.’ 

1. You’ll never have to worry about makeup fights.

1. You’ll always have a partner for beer nights.

2. You can steal his oversized hoodies without guilt.

3. No one will judge your food choices biryani and cold drinks for breakfast? Go ahead!

4. Forget in-laws’ gossip; his main source of news is cricket updates and memes.

• Revenge time 

1. Buy couple shirts that say ‘She’s Mine’ and ‘He’s Stuck.’

1. Hide the TV remote before his favorite match and tell him it’s a ‘relationship-building activity.’

2. Make him watch K-dramas because most boys hates K-Dramas and rate the outfits. (Ultimate revenge!)

Conclusion : 

If you accidentally married a ‘bro,’ life might not be as dreamy as Bollywood, but hey it’s an adventure! Who else gets to say their wife is their ‘best bro’ and ‘worst enemy’ at the same time?

At the end of the day, love isn’t about who’s more ‘girly’ or ‘boyish’ it’s about accepting each other, annoying each other, and making fun of life together.

Now, go on and tell your ‘wife-bro’ you love him right after challenging him to a game of KABBADI!

So you I hope you got the answer.

Thank me in the comment section.

Bye Bye !